ianthonyisreal: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? There’s a joke there between stoned and rocks but I can’t seem to make it Can’t come up with a joke? Sounds like you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place.
David: Shaquille O'Neal is going to be in Grown Ups 2. I gotta see it.
Julian: You're going to die
They should just make it free.– David regarding the the Xbox
Freaking George Clinton and Parliment ruined me with some words. I honestly thought it was spelled DISFUNKTIONAL
Zach: Okay, I'm going to do my essay now.
Nathan: That's what a Mexican chick says.
Nathan: This is easy.
Me: Do it.
Nathan: Oh, no it isn't.
Get on my face– David Aribal
Miley Cyrus is the real scary– Eric Tang
Ben Affleck sounded pretty butt hurt that he’s being upstaged.
Me: Love is over Mom.
Me: It’s from a video game.
I’m so disappointed.
Everyone let me down.
Mom: Well I love you.
Me: It doesn’t matter.
Mom: Excuse me!
Me: Love is over mom.
Me: I love you too.
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this I was actually ahead of Ruined Childhood. I feel that’s an accomplishment.